The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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