Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Drake has all the answers
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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