He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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