yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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