wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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