She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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