bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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