I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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