Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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