I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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