Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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