I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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