Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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