please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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