I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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