You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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