I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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