why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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