I'm gonna have a badass scar
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet