he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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