Its about making memories worth repressing
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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