Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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