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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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