from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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