Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
