It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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