She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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