it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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