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(269): View more from Michigan

I'm on that like soy sauce on rice

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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(432): View more from Texas

Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.

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(936): View more from Texas

He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.

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(520): View more from Arizona

New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo

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