My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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