Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I am midnight drunk by noon
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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