idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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