The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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