i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
