i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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