You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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