bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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