why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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