I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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