No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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