i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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