get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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