just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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