singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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