while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
pop tarts are not kleenex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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