Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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