hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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