Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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