party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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