My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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