I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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