WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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