it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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