Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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