I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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